Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The self-proclaimed T.V. critic

I work at a T.V. station. This means 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, there are 5 televisions in front of me, each on a different station. So when the four major networks roll out their new fall shows, some of them are bound to catch my eye.

I won't play favorites here. Just because I work for an NBC affiliate, doesn't mean I only watch NBC shows. The only bias I have is comedies over dramas. I'm a sucker for a good sitcom.

The following are more like rants than critiques, but hey, it's my blog, my rules.


First up: "Glee"

This new show on Fox gets credit for being original...sort of. It's High School Musical - with soap-opera drama. It's American Idol - with more dancing. It's Degrassi - with singing.

You'd think a show with all this would be a gold mine, but too bad the acting sucks. It's as if they took all the crappy extras from "Hero's". I counted 4 "Hero's" rejects in the first episode.

Some of the songs I enjoy, others just make me feel REALLY awkward, like when the glee teacher himself sings.
For example: Bust-a-move

As much as the acting is disappointing, I will keep watching. What can I say? When a teenager gets pregnant, I'm glued. I'm a sucker for teenage soap operas. That, and I need to keep up on the gossip for when I talk on the phone with V. Pigeon. It's WAY more interesting than our own lives. But still, some good actors would make this show a million times better.

I will say one thing, if the glee teacher doesn't end up with the guidance councilor, I'm going to be really mad. I mean, his wife is FAKING her pregnancy! How stupid can the husband be? Oh, and the fact the football hero actually thinks he got his girlfriend pregnant even though they never had sex? I mean plu-eeeze! Teenagers aren't that stupid right?


Next up, ABC's "Modern Family".

The show definitely has it's moments. It's based on three families. The grandfather and his hot new Columbian wife (and her 10-year-old son). The grandfather's daughter, her husband and their three kids. They're the only "normal" family in the show. And then there's the grandfather's son, and his gay partner. They just adopted an Asian baby named Lily.

The gay couple makes it a little Liberal for some people, so I usually don't have anyone to talk to about this show. But it's the show I find myself quoting the most. It has an "Office" type feel where the characters talk to a camera away from the scene.

Here's a preview.

Then there's NBC's "Community".

You may recognize the main actor, Joel McHale, from E!'s "The Soup". He's probably a little funnier there. Stand up is his element, but he doesn't make a bad actor. His character's name is Jeff.

The show is set at Greendale Community College. Jeff is forced to go back after the legal firm he's working for realises he doesn't have a real law degree. He's a con artist. Gets what he wants just by talking, except for the girl he likes, that is.

The character who makes the show for me is Abed. He's the Indian student who becomes friends with Jeff. He super talkative and quirky. I LOVE him.

Here's an little snippet for your viewing pleasure.

P.S. Chevy Chase is the surprise actor in this show. I'm too young to have appreciated much of his earlier work, but he seems alright! LOL!

And last but not least, my FAVOURITE new show. CBS's "Accidentally on Purpose".

Remember Dharma and Greg? I never really watched that show, but Jenna Elfman totally makes this show for me! She's plays Billie, an almost middle-aged woman who works as a movie critic. She goes to the bar one night, picks up a much younger man, and voila, finds herself pregnant. Since she's nearing the end of her fertile years, she decides to keep the baby... and the father. Turns out the father is living in his van, so she invites him to live with her, as roommates, nothing more. When he declines, saying, "I don't want to complicate your life," she says "Why stop now?" That's one of my fav lines so far.

Billie is one of those main characters who's funnier than all the rest of the characters combined. I think she's the only one who has a real hold on who her character is. It seems the other characters are still finding their "niche". Except for the pot head character, that is. I mean, that character doesn't take a brain surgeon. I can't tell you how much I love this show.

WATCH WATCH WATCH!

Saturday, November 7, 2009

The Mittens


I first saw them on the Today show. Someone from the Vancouver Olympic Committee gave a pair of these mittens to Matt Lauer and Meredith Vieira.

And I was in love.

They're so simple, yet so gorgeous, and I always need more items to show my Canadian pride. Plus I have no doubt they will be the super-hot item during the 2010 Vancouver Olympics, kinda like the ugly blue beret that was so hot during the SLC Olympics (that you can now buy at DI for 50 cents).

I did some research, found out they were only 10 dollars (sold out everywhere online), and immediately e-mailed my mother-in-law. She was coming down to Utah the following week, so I asked if she wouldn't mind picking me up a pair at the Bay or Zellers.

Like the amazing mother-in-law she is, she was at the store very THAT day on her lunch break. Except there was a problem. They were sold out. The employee told her they have been sold out since 2 hours after they went on sale - a few weeks prior, and it was VERY unlikely she would find any mittens for me. Mamma Harker was put on a waiting list at number 99!

I was crushed, but not without hope. It was my DESTINY to be with these mittens.

I e-mailed every member of my family in Canada and told them they were now on a mission to find me these mittens. I know I sounded like desperate teenager, but I didn't care. I was officially obsessed.

Exactly two days after I sent out my plea, I got an e-mail from my dad. It said:

"Hi L.A. The Place d'Orleans Bay had just received a new shipment when I was in there today - so I bought you a pair. Happy Birthday! The saleslady figured they would all be sold by tonight!"

That is soooooo my dad. Being coy when he knows he just made me the happiest girl in the world! I know he was proud of himself. Once I knew the package was in the mail, the wait began.

Things take sooooooo long to ship between Canada and the states.

Then finally, two weeks later...


They're even more fabulous in real life! And so warm. And they fit me perfectly!

Oh, you noticed my make-up matches the mittens? You're so observant! Wondering if I did that on purpose? Oh, yes I did! Yes, these mittens were worth the effort.

Dad, the heart in the last picture is for you. You are the best dad in the whole world! I love you.

Jealous V. Pigeon???

Monday, November 2, 2009

The Promo that Broke Me

Stephanie Nielson is a blogger, just like me! Except unlike me, she has more than two posts. But hey, I'm just a beginner.

A year and a half ago, Stephanie was in a plane crash with her husband and another friend. Their friend died. Her husband was burned, and so was Stephanie. Except Stephanie's burns covered more than 80 percent of her body.

Although Stephanie lived in Arizona at the time, she has ties to Utah, and her blog the NieNie Dialogues is really popular here, so KSL covered the story a few times.

Stephanie's appearance has changed dramatically since the crash. And now she lives in Provo (just like me). It took her a long time to post pictures of her "new self" on her blog, but as she's adapted to her new life, her fan base has grown immensely.

A few weeks ago, Stephanie and her husband were on Oprah. I watched the episode while at work, and cried. She is an amazing person, with an amazing spirit, and an amazing testimony of the gospel.

KSL is the first local station to get a sit down interview with Stephanie. The reporter, Ed Yeates, has come out of retirement temporarily to cover her amazing story. He even uncovered details NOT revealed on Oprah. I don't want to give it away, but it's pretty juicy!

Because I was already a fan of Stephanie's (and I'm the only girl in promotions), it was unanimously agreed that I should do the promo. I watched Ed's interviews with Stephanie, and cried all over again. Although her face is scarred, she still resonates beauty. I'm not used to getting so attached to someone I've never met.

Please watch, and be kind. I worked really hard on this promo. Then watch her story on KSL 5 News at 10 on Thursday, Nov. 5th. There's so much in the story that I couldn't get into a 30 sec promo. I know Ed will do the story justice.

Lance, thank you for your help with editing. You did a great job.
Stephanie, thank you for letting the world into your life.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

This just in! L.A. Harker has a blog!

I think this officially makes me a Utahn.

Other things that helped me pass the test:
I recently watched Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
I Scrapbook.
I've teased the hair on the crown of my head AND I've had an A-line haircut.
I love bows. Bows on babies. Bows on adults. Bows on pets.
Coldstone and Cafe Rio make my world go round.
L.A. Harker + David Archuleta = Love

Ways I still have to do to seal the deal:
Camp overnight for something free.
Have ten kids. (Or any kids for that matter.)
Make a Jello dessert.
Spend endless hours making my own cards, when I could buy the same thing for $2.

I've thought about starting a blog for a while, but didn't because a) fear of T.B. Harker's ridicule, and b) I didn't think I would have things to write about. Then I figured, how will people know how funny my husband is if I don't tell the world! Like when tells me "You're as crazy as you are beautiful!" or "Have you seen Sleepy? How about Dopey? Because I KNOW where grumpy is!" Plus, I work in TV News. I'll ALWAYS have something to rant about.

Where do I turn for inspiration? To Libby, of course. She's hilarious, with just the right amount of sarcasm (which is a lot). My goal is to make my posts just as entertaining and thought-provoking as hers. I also want my blog to be like the NieNie Dialogues. This is a woman I've never met but she opens herself up to the world. Her blog was popular even before she survived a plane crash that left her more than 80 percent burned. She was beautiful before and her beauty still shines through the scars. Her blog makes me cry almost every time I read it. KSL is doing a story about NieNie during this November sweeps. I get to produce the promo. Which means I'm tearing up at work almost everyday while watching her interviews.

You'll see that promo soon enough, but first things first. The first killer story we're doing this November is from the Investigative team. Enjoy my promo!

L.A. Harker



UPDATE: My co-worker Mutt would like props for coming up with the name for my blog. Props Mutt.