But before I reveal the winner, here were all the suggestions:
Macy Gray - this was one of my favorites
The Grey Geezer - very appropriate
Suzy Q the Isuzu - Love the rhyme, but a little long
Beatrice, Harriet or Winnifred - "because she's a sturdy ol' gal who's seen her share of the world and needs a sturdy ol' name" (LOL, Thanks Ash)
Bertha - need I say more?
Zuzu or Zowie - Too girly, not enough girth!
Helga - "it kind of looks like a Viking truck."
Uzusi - Get it? It's Isuzu backwards. But I would never remember it.
Earl - LOVE LOVE LOVE this one. This will be my personal nickname for the truck.
Charlie or Henery - Helloooo, we're talking about a truck, not royalty.
Alabaster Echo - What the heck...?
Deceptive Innuendo - The person who suggested this was just bitter because he thought I was announcing a pregnancy. LOL!!
And last but not least, the Grey Goose - "It's a unisex name so should satisfy the gender question. It has alliteration so it's easy to say. The colour fits. Geese go everywhere so it suits the 4WD feature. Geese travel far so it would be a good omen for the vehicle. Geese are loyal to their mates so it should be loyal to you and give you good service." Wow, my Dad really put a lot of thought into this. (But that's why he's sooo cool!)
And the winner is...none of these!! Lame, I know, but Tom thought of a name all by himself. Remember, our last truck was named "The Golden Girl" because the car was gold and The Golden Girls (the T.V. show) were old. Along those same lines, Tom has decided to name our truck Gandolph the Grey! Tom was very proud of himself for thinking of this title.
You have my permission to call Tom a nerd.
The Grey Geezer - very appropriate
Suzy Q the Isuzu - Love the rhyme, but a little long
Beatrice, Harriet or Winnifred - "because she's a sturdy ol' gal who's seen her share of the world and needs a sturdy ol' name" (LOL, Thanks Ash)
Bertha - need I say more?
Zuzu or Zowie - Too girly, not enough girth!
Helga - "it kind of looks like a Viking truck."
Uzusi - Get it? It's Isuzu backwards. But I would never remember it.
Earl - LOVE LOVE LOVE this one. This will be my personal nickname for the truck.
Charlie or Henery - Helloooo, we're talking about a truck, not royalty.
Alabaster Echo - What the heck...?
Deceptive Innuendo - The person who suggested this was just bitter because he thought I was announcing a pregnancy. LOL!!
And last but not least, the Grey Goose - "It's a unisex name so should satisfy the gender question. It has alliteration so it's easy to say. The colour fits. Geese go everywhere so it suits the 4WD feature. Geese travel far so it would be a good omen for the vehicle. Geese are loyal to their mates so it should be loyal to you and give you good service." Wow, my Dad really put a lot of thought into this. (But that's why he's sooo cool!)
And the winner is...none of these!! Lame, I know, but Tom thought of a name all by himself. Remember, our last truck was named "The Golden Girl" because the car was gold and The Golden Girls (the T.V. show) were old. Along those same lines, Tom has decided to name our truck Gandolph the Grey! Tom was very proud of himself for thinking of this title.
You have my permission to call Tom a nerd.

























"Nope. If you say it to them, they will say it back and that is BIG trouble! (but sometimes, I have to say shut your mouth too. They seem to take that more seriously. )"
"NO! Of course it isn't. There are so many other ways to communicate and exert authority without putting them down."
"Under your breath, or between ground teeth - just as long as they don't hear you. It feels good sometimes...."
"As a father, like others posting, I prefer to say shut up in more interesting ways, like put a cork in it, or shut your pie hole. The kids really respond to that sort of thing."
I cannot remember my parents EVER saying shut up to us kids growing up, even when I'm sure I said it to them as a disrespectful teenager. So thanks Mom and Dad! You were good examples.
I also don't think it's okay to say it to your spouse. But since I started my poll, Tom's found multiple occasions where the words "shut up" have been appopriate and hilarious. I guess there are exceptions to every rule.